tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1367053740188758246.post4999919738351876796..comments2023-06-21T00:39:34.443-07:00Comments on Dosbat: ROFLMAOChris Reynoldshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16843133350978717556noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1367053740188758246.post-43648905977571544592011-09-09T10:14:50.033-07:002011-09-09T10:14:50.033-07:00Ahh, the comment I made seems to have been lost. A...Ahh, the comment I made seems to have been lost. Anyway, thanks Villalobos. You gave me a chuckle after a long hard day at work.Chris Reynoldshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16843133350978717556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1367053740188758246.post-50342616344638571752011-09-06T12:22:02.088-07:002011-09-06T12:22:02.088-07:00Q: When you said the Polar Circle was at 66½ degre...Q: When you said the Polar Circle was at 66½ degrees, is that in Fahrenheit or Centigrade? <br /><b>A: Kelvin. </b><br /><br />Q: Where do the seals go when it rains?<br /><b>A: Under the ice.</b><br /><br />Q: Who owns those glaciers?<br /><b>A: An ice making company.</b><br /><br />Q: Why aren’t there any seat-belts on the Zodiacs?<br /><b>A: They don’t have government regulations over there.</b><br /><br />Q: Why do the whales keep coming to the surface?<br /><b>A: They’re curious to see what we look like.</b><br /><br />Q: Why don’t they build extensions to the historic huts so more people <br />can get in at once? <br /><b>A: We haven’t found any historical extensions yet.</b><br /><br />Q: Why is that side of the ship moving but this side isn’t?<br /><b>A: It can’t make up it’s mind.</b><br /><br />Q: Why is the horizon so bright at sunset?<br /><b>A: Mirrors are set up so that we can get some extra daytime.</b><br /><br />Q: Why is this island uninhabited?<br /><b>A: Everyone moved because there being no people around.</b> <br /><br />Q: Will I be able to buy postcards at the abandoned village?<br /><b>A: Yes. You’ll find them at the Ghost Town Gift Card store.</b><br /><br />Q: Will the whale [be] surfacing at 10 o’clock be in the morning or the evening?<br /><b>A: Both, so long as it’s watch is set right.</b><br /><br />Q: Will you call me ten minutes before the next whale surfaces?<br /><b>A: I’ll have the whale give you a ring.</b>Villabolonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1367053740188758246.post-87526151551681860312011-09-06T12:19:14.411-07:002011-09-06T12:19:14.411-07:00Question: Do polar bears come out when it is light...Question: Do polar bears come out when it is light?<br /><b>Answer: Yes, but they need to wear their sunglasses.</b><br /><br />Q: Do the icebreakers make those icebergs?<br /><b>A: Not anymore. The Titanic sunk the last one.</b><br /><br />Q: Do the Vikings cause any ethnic problems in Norway these days?<br /><b>A: No, they haven't come out of their graves recently.</b><br /><br />Q: Do they have special charts for the extra ice in winter?<br /><b>A: Yes. Global Warming skeptics are in charge of those.</b><br /><br />Q: Do they sharpen the bows to make it easier for the ship to cut through the ice?<br /><b>A: If I'm not mistaken, they use a chainsaw.</b><br /> <br />Q: Do the crew sleep aboard?<br /><b>A: No. The ship returns to port every 12 hours. They sleep at their girlfriend's house.</b><br /><br />Q: Does the midnight sun set above the horizon?<br /><b>A: If it’s heavy enough it will go below the horizon. If it’s too light it, will float over the horizon.</b><br /><br />Q: Does the world spin in the other direction at the North Pole?<br /><b>A: No, it stops spinning altogether.</b> <br /><br />Q: Does this driftwood come from trees?<br /><b>A: Some of it comes from grass.</b><br /><br />Q: If it’s January at the South Pole what month is it at the North Pole?<br /><b>A: Since the South Pole is at the opposite of the North Pole, the month should be the opposite of January. That would be December.</b><br /><br />Q: Is it so cold at the poles because the Sun is farther away?<br /><b>A: No. The poles are not cold because the Sun is further away from them. It’s the poles themselves that are further away from the Sun.</b><br /><br />Q: Is it the waves, which push the glaciers so far inland?<br /><b>A: No. It’s the glaciers that run away from the waves because they’re afraid of being melted.</b><br /><br />Q: Is the North Pole farther north than we are now?<br /><b>A: No. Polaris is further north.</b><br /><br />Q: Is there such a thing as a female Sperm Whale?<br /><b>A: No, they’re all gay.</b><br /><br />Q: Is this island completely surrounded by water?<br /><b>A: This one is but there are others that are completely surrounded by sand.</b><br /><br />Q: They announced there were whales; why can I only see fins?<br /><b>A: The whales are coming up but they haven’t caught up with their fins yet.</b><br /><br />Q: What bird species made that pooh?<br /><b>A: The species Cretinous Imbecilitas. They like asking stupid questions.</b><br /><br />Q: What colour is that snow?<br /><b>A: It’s white right now but it gets dark at night.</b><br /><br />Q: What do the fish do when the tide goes out?<br /><b>A: They have special scuba gear with tanks filled with sea water.</b><br /><br />Q: What do they do with the glaciers in winter?<br /><b>A: They get covered with blankets so that they don’t freeze to death.</b><br /><br />Q: What is the local time at the North Pole?<br /><b>A: Time stops at the North Pole.</b><br /><br />Q: What is the maximum reported speed of fast ice?<br /><b>A: Since we need light to see it, and thus make a report, it’s about 186,000 miles per second.</b><br /><br />Q: What is the nationality of the Russian crew?<br /><b>A: Soviet.</b><br /><br />Q: What language is spoken at the North Pole?<br /><b>A: Brrrrrrrrrrrr!</b><br /><br />Q: What makes that guano?<br /><b>A: Bulls.</b>Villabolonoreply@blogger.com